Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
 Offline
Posts: 101
|
 |
« on: December 02, 2009, 08:02:12 am » |
|
This is the deal... Every day I say or hear something thats hilarious - stupid - or just plain ****ed up.
I'm gonna start putting them here and you'll see the latest quote in News at the top of your page.
Kirk mentioned it being twittered but i prefer it to be archived for awesomeness.
Also - I feel that the QOtD Hall of Fame and Hall of shame should be kept as an award for saying things that are awesome (of awful).
Currently I feel that the Hall of Fame only contains one quote I've deemed excellent.
QOtD HALL OF FAME
It was a day a few years ago we're at UTI the first Hall of Fame inductee was created.
Heres the palette that merged into th awesome... Picture 10 or so UTI students standing around a black 2003 civic half cut used for an air conditioning class. On the cold epoxy floor laid Doug with his ankles and feet jutting from beneath the car. Above this was a stereotypically retarded conversation about nonsense that was slowly turning into a friendly argument.
Then a voice came from below remarkng, "WHAT ARE ALL THESE BOLTS FOR?"
We all just looked at each other like WTF. When he came up from under the car he told us that there were bolts on the ground underneath him (he laid on top of em).
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: January 03, 2010, 09:58:12 am by Steve »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 101
|
 |
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 08:04:32 am » |
|
QOtD 12-2-09
Setting: After hearing my ringer - and then me repeting it... Kirk says, "You have awesome music"
QUOTE: "Out of all types of music... Only a good jungle track makes my weener happy."
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Doug
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 134
|
|
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 12:02:50 pm » |
|
Just to let you know Steve, "quote of the DAY" only works if you update it every day.  Maybe you should change it to "quote of the WEEK". |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Doug
Rom is Burning
|
|
|
Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 101
|
|
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 12:51:38 pm » |
|
Kirk Lawlor...
"I ****in love helicopter helmets"
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 101
|
|
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 08:33:11 am » |
|
today and yesterday were slow for funny stuffz to quote - so im goin with a oldie
Doug tells it better than me - but we were at the races - years ago - and there were some srt4's at the sunoco - and after being sarcastic about them one of the owners' friends made a comment - so i replied
"SRT4's are all like asians - they all look the same to me." Dude was pissed... we left in our group of 10+ people.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Doug
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 134
|
|
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 08:33:33 pm » |
|
It went more like, we saw an SRT-4 ealier in the night and thought it looked clean and fast so later that night we saw an SRT-4 at a sunoco station and said 'hey there's that SRT-4 again.' To which "little smokey", who owned an SRT-4, replied 'no, that's not the same one because of blah, blah, blah...(and rattled off a list of reasons why it wasn't the same).' At which point Steve says "SRT-4's are like Asians to me, they all look the same." Which reallypissed off the owners friend for some reason who was all like 'this car is faster than all 3 of those cars combined', and wanted to race all of our then stock cars for money. Then they did a ricer fly-by on the bridge.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Doug
Rom is Burning
|
|
|
Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 101
|
|
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 07:25:35 am » |
|
Steven "corned beef hash... Looks like alpo, tastes like great."
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Mr.Peanutbutter_cup
Newbie
Rep: 0
Offline
Posts: 9
|
|
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2009, 12:15:21 am » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 101
|
|
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 02:32:49 pm » |
|
This ones really tight on me tho. It hurts.
-jr. Sitting at a shop in chinatown. Wishywash!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Mr.Peanutbutter_cup
Newbie
Rep: 0
Offline
Posts: 9
|
|
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 06:01:55 pm » |
|
I'm a penguin and i can't fly but i am the master of artificial levitation that will surely fix my situation!
reesey cup
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 101
|
|
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2009, 07:00:52 pm » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Steve
my farts smell like c16
Global Moderator
Full Member
Rep: 65533
Offline
Posts: 101
|
|
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2009, 06:26:32 pm » |
|
We gonna have a goooood tiiiime!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Mr.Peanutbutter_cup
Newbie
Rep: 0
Offline
Posts: 9
|
|
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 08:48:22 am » |
|
"JUDGE a man not by his intelligence but by his OFFSET"
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
kyle-broflovski
Full Member
Rep: -1
Offline
Posts: 204
|
|
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2010, 08:11:54 am » |
|
you mean like his wheel stance lol
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Billllllll
Full Member
Rep: 0
Offline
Posts: 136
|
|
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2010, 03:36:58 pm » |
|
Hey steve what happened to adding a new qoute everyday? I think you could put the one by Rob the other day, about the dewie decimal system
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
